Sorry, California

Well, I forgot about the Al Gore factor in the Miss USA 2007 show. Congratulations to Miss Tennessee. You won the lottery. I'd say, "Cheers," but I don't want to encourage you to drink. I don't think Mr. Big Wig is ready to pardon another lady with a drinking problem. After all, you are an example ... to someone. But I really think they ought to add a talent portion. Just strutting around half-naked should not be enough anymore. Besides, I really enjoy hearing people sing worse than I do. It really encourages me.