The Roswell Connection ... Again and Again

Well, I guess it was bound to happen. I recently received this email:


THIS MAY EXPLAIN A WHOLE LOT

Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of March, 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfield [there is no ‘i’], Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Condole[e]zza Rice, and Dan Qua[y]le were all born.

This is what happens when aliens breed with sheep.

This piece of information may clear up a lot of things!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I hate to repeat myself – actually I don’t -, but...

I'm sure there are many reasons to criticize these people (along with most other politicians), but lying about the facts is not the way to do it. According to Wikipedia,

George W. Bush was born on July 6, 1946.

Dick Cheney was born on January 30, 1941.

Donald Rumsfeld was born on July 9, 1932.

Bill O'Reilly was born on September 10, 1949.

Rush Limbaugh was born on January 12, 1951.

Condoleezza Rice was born on November 14, 1954.

Dan Quayle was born on February 4, 1947.


P.S. Besides, “exactly nine Months after that historic day” of July 8, 1947 would be April 8, 1948. There’s nothing like getting it ALL wrong, is there?

Also see: http://thethoughtsofroger.blogspot.com/2007/06/roswell-connection.html

The Roswell Connection

I recently received the following email:

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Subject: maybe not true

I thought you would enjoy this little blurb of nonfiction:

Many will recall that on July 8, 1947 witnesses claimed that an Unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle Ranch outside Roswell, New Mexico.

This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the Federal Government.

However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948 exactly nine Months after that historic day:

Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham;
John F. Kerry;
William Jefferson Clinton;
Howard Dean;
Nancy Pelosi;
Dianne Feinstein;
Charles E. Schumer and,
Barbara Boxer

were born.

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep... This piece of Information may clear up a lot of things.
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Well, I'm sure there are many reasons to criticize these people (along with most other politicians), but lying about the facts is not the way to do it. According to Wikipedia,

Albert Arnold "Al" Gore, Jr. was born on March 31, 1948.

Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton was born on October 26, 1947.

John Forbes Kerry was born on December 11, 1943.

William Jefferson "Bill" Clinton was born on August 19, 1946.

Howard Brush Dean III was born on November 17, 1948.

Nancy Patricia D'Alesandro Pelosi was born on March 26, 1940.

Dianne Goldman Berman Feinstein was born on June 22, 1933.

Charles Ellis "Chuck" Schumer was born on November 23, 1950.

Barbara Levy Boxer was born on November 11, 1940.


P.S. Besides, “exactly nine Months after that historic day” of July 8, 1947 would be April 8, 1948. There’s nothing like getting it ALL wrong, is there?