The Roswell Connection ... Again and Again

Well, I guess it was bound to happen. I recently received this email:


THIS MAY EXPLAIN A WHOLE LOT

Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of March, 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfield [there is no ‘i’], Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Condole[e]zza Rice, and Dan Qua[y]le were all born.

This is what happens when aliens breed with sheep.

This piece of information may clear up a lot of things!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I hate to repeat myself – actually I don’t -, but...

I'm sure there are many reasons to criticize these people (along with most other politicians), but lying about the facts is not the way to do it. According to Wikipedia,

George W. Bush was born on July 6, 1946.

Dick Cheney was born on January 30, 1941.

Donald Rumsfeld was born on July 9, 1932.

Bill O'Reilly was born on September 10, 1949.

Rush Limbaugh was born on January 12, 1951.

Condoleezza Rice was born on November 14, 1954.

Dan Quayle was born on February 4, 1947.


P.S. Besides, “exactly nine Months after that historic day” of July 8, 1947 would be April 8, 1948. There’s nothing like getting it ALL wrong, is there?

Also see: http://thethoughtsofroger.blogspot.com/2007/06/roswell-connection.html