Fight Fraud with Fraud

I recently received the following from the UNITED NATION at antifraud@un-commission.org [Yeah, right!]:

FIGHT AGAINST FRAUD IN THE WORLD.

UNITED NATION ANTI-FRAUD COMMISSION
29 Lincoln's Inn Fields,
London
WC2A 3EE
United Kingdom

Attn: Sir,

RE: FIGHT AGAINST FRAUD IN THE WORLD.

We hereby inform you about the investigation that we have put in place now, to fight against fraud in the world. This is to inform you that we have setup a software-network database that is monitoring every email that you receive and send out not you alone but the worldwide.

After our general meeting, we the junior executive of the UN have join hands together to secure your funds from the so-called Internet fraudsters which we have arrested so many of them. But before we can release the funds you have to provide us the documents within two days. UNITED NATION ANTI-FRAUD COMMISSION CLAIM CERTIFICATE (UNAFCCC).

Which we are going to present to the British and American government. This will backup the success of your secured funds. Once again this is to inform you that we have all your information saved in our network database here in our office.

Mind you claim is going to last for just three business days so get back to us ASAP.

Yours Faithfully

Mrs. Helen Barry
Director
UN Anti Fraud Unit Commission Department

Wow! Check out that grammar. Certainly someone from the UN could do better than this... What will they think of next?