New Apple iPhone Inadequate For My Needs - But I'll Still Take One

The new Apple iPhone will be inadequate for my needs - but I'll still take one - if someone gives me one to try out. I doubt if it will sell more than a few hundred - million, billion, whatever. Its screen appears too small for my serious internet surfing. And it won't even brush my teeth - oh, wait a minute. It does vibrate, doesn't it?